Knorf didn’t leave the hotel room when he was in Vicksburg, but when you’re in the beautiful Jefferson Davis room at the Cedar Grove Inn, can you blame him?


How can you tell this is in Orlando? Well, take a look at his hat. It’s a Sea World hat! Seriously, this is in Orlando, though.


A ghost town ain’t nothing scary to Knorf, unless he lands himself in jail…

San Francisco

Santa Monica

Washington D.C.


Grand Canyon

New Orleans

Technically you can’t see this is *in* New Orleans, but he gave some serious flash for those beads.